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Monday, February 14, 2011

My Funny Valentine: A Contest!

I'm one of those people who utterly detests Valentine's day.  Don't get me wrong, I've had a wonderful valentine in my life for going on ten years now, so it's not out of bitterness that I dislike this holiday so much.  Mostly it's because of logistics; this grotesque little holiday falls two days before my birthday.  Every year.  I also have serious issues with a holiday that encourages numerous affronts to the English language in the form of cheesy song lyrics, sappy monologues and bad poetry.

Someone needs to do something to improve the overall literary quality of Valentine's day and I've come to the conclusion that the best way to accomplish this is by having a CONTEST!!!

What you need to do:  Write a valentine from one literary character to another and post it in the comments.  Easy right?  Here are a few more details:

  • Contest is Open Until: Precisely 11:59pm EST on Feb. 16 at which time I will close comments on this post.
  • Finalists:  Will be selected by moi, and will be announced on Saturday, Feb 19.  Once I announce the finalists, I'll set up a poll so everyone can vote for the Grand Poobah of Valentine Literary Awesome.  I will post to let you know when the poll opens.
  • Prize:  $15 Amazon.com Gift Card to the Grand Prize Winner!

    Get extra bonus points and kudos in the first round if you: 
    • Use characters from children's literature or teen literature.
    • Pair two unlikely valentines in such a way that it goes from bizarre to deliciously ridiculous!
    • Make me laugh so hard I snort milk out of my nose.
    • Make me sob so much I think my heart might break.
    • (But really, I like laughing better than sobbing.  Just FYI.)
    Ready... Set... Write!

    Saturday, February 12, 2011

    Valentine Contest Coming Soon!

    Just a short post to let you all know that there's a Literary Valentine Contest coming on Monday here at iggi&gabi!  Get your writing chops ready because it's going to be super-fun.


    Prepare yourselves...



    ...it's going to be AWESOME!

    Friday, February 11, 2011

    Introducing YA Cafe

    Welcome to YA Cafe, a place where book lovers can gather and chat about teen literature.  I'll be your barista, along with Ghenet from All About Them Words.  Each Friday we'll pick from a menu of topics and share our thoughts on our respective blogs.


    The fun won't stop there, though.  We've got plans brewing for interviews, events and even some exciting giveaways!  Join the discussion by sharing your thoughts in the comments, on your own blogs or on twitter using the hash tag #yacafe.

    Today's Special: Why do we love teen literature?

    The easy answer would be to say "um, because teen literature is AWESOME" and leave it at that.  But the point of these YA Cafe discussions is to move past these easy answers and dig deep into what's really important.  The truth is, I owe that classic The Catcher in the Rye* for my love of teen literature.  This book sparked my love affair with YA, not because I loved it, but because was the first book I ever read that made me truly angry.

    *Note: Technically, Salinger's novel is not YA because it was originally written for adults, but it captures the teen voice so well that it has been adopted as part of teen literature.

    When I finally read this book in eleventh grade, I was just about the last person in my grade--no, the whole planet--who hadn't read it already.  Everyone raved about how amazing it was and how they either wanted to marry Holden Caulfield or be him.  I'll admit, I enjoyed the first paragraph or so, but right around page two I started hating Holden.  Yes, you heard me right: I hated him.  It was a visceral hatred, an emotion that had hitherto been reserved for only the worst things in my life: Phys Ed, my arch-nemesis and cooked carrots.  But now, here was this fictional character--this whiny little pissant--lodged firmly in that category of all-that-is-evil-in-Gabi's-world.

    The more I read, the more I wanted to slam the book shut and use it to smack Holden Caulfield upside the head.  And yet I kept reading.  Secretly, I hoped somewhere along the story, Holden would get run over by a cement mixer.  (Spoiler Alert: He doesn't.  I was gravely disappointed.)

    But what does this have to do with why I care about teen literature?  While other types of books might transport me somewhere magical or teach me something valuable, teen literature is the only type of book that can elicit this level of emotion.  Reading Cather in the Rye and hating Holden made me realize what amount of a character's crap I'm willing to forgive, and what crosses the line to something I will not tolerate.  There are two types of people in the world: those who think Holden Caulfield is awesome and those who hate his guts.  I'm one of the latter.

    Hi, my name is Gabi and I love teen literature.

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    Fellow barista, Ghenet at All About Them Words, shares her thoughts on her blog.  Check it out, then tell us why you love teen literature.

    Thursday, February 10, 2011

    Dear Facebook: It's not Me, It's You...

    Dear Facebook,

    I'm sorry, but this thing we have just isn't working out.  I know you're trying to bring people together, but really you're nothing more than a college alumni magazine on crack and I just can't deal with all your TMI anymore.  No, I don't need to know how many hairballs your cat spat-up today.  No, I don't care what you had for breakfast.  And no, I really don't need to see photos of the four orphan goldfish you rescued from a third-world country.  You need to learn some boundaries, Facebook.  Seriously.

    Your obsession with reciprocation irks me.  I can only be friends with someone if they friend me back.  But what if I want to follow the goings-on of someone so supremely awesome that I don't care if they want to friend me back?  Sometimes, like any good fan-girl, all I want is to bask in the glow, and there's nothing wrong with that except that you won't let me.

    And then, of course, there's the issue of dear Great-Aunt Sally, who friended me yesterday, bless her heart.  I knew our days together were numbered, Facebook, the minute all my relatives over retirement age decided to jump on your little bandwagon.  I do not need to be poked by Grandpa Harold.  (Did I mention that this "poking" feature seriously freaks me out?  You couldn't think of a better word than "poke" could you, Facebook?)

    Still, I must admit that we did have our good times, though can't think of any at the moment.  Don't worry, Facebook.  I'm not leaving you entirely; I'll still use you when it's convenient, but ditch you as soon as you start acting stupid.  I hope that's alright.

    See, it all comes down to this: I've found someone new.  It's name is Twitter.  And it seriously rocks.

    BTW--here's one of those little heartbreak icons just for you.  Enjoy.

    Tuesday, February 8, 2011

    NYC Awesome for Writers

    New York City is a great place to be a writer.  OK, I was born and raised in Manhattan so I'll admit that I'm a little bit biased.  Setting that aside, this city has some wonderful things going on for writers.  Here are some of my favorites.

    Readings and Events
    Conferences are loads of fun, but they can also get expensive and exhausting.  If you're in the NYC area, though, and you're craving some writerly fun that's easy on your wallet and schedule, there are a few great options.
    • Teen Author Festival (NYPL Jefferson Market Branch on 6th Ave and W. 10th Street)  This is a fantastic monthly reading event.  For more info and a schedule, check out the Teen Author Festival group on Facebook.
    • Brooklyn Book Festival (Brooklyn Borough Hall, 209 Joralemon St.)  The next Brooklyn Book Festival will be on Sunday, Sept. 18th, 2011.
    Favorite Places to Caffeinate and Write
    Grab that notebook and pen, and treat yourself to a writing date.  Places I love:
    • s'Nice  (Manhattan--45 8th Ave, btwn Jane St. and West 4th; Brooklyn--315 5th Ave, btwn 2nd and 3rd St)  Yummy vegetarian food and their coffee drinks are delish.  Also, while the do have rules about laptops--communal tables only--the staff is really cool about letting people sit for a while.
    • Lincoln Center Atrium (Broadway btwn 62nd and 63rd Street)  The Atrium has got to be one of New York's best-kept secrets.  It's got ample seating and it's an open public space so you can sit there all day.  Sometimes they close the space for private events, but they're really good about giving advanced notice.  Also, there are free concerts there weekly.
    • Aroma (72nd Street btwn Columbus and Amsterdam Ave.)  OK, this place seriously makes the best cappuccinos EVER.  And the outdoor patio upstairs and in the back is one of the best places I've found for summer writing.
    Other Awesome Stuff
    • NYPL (Main Branch on 42nd Street)  They have all sorts of amazing items in their collection, including the original Winnie the Pooh toys.
    • 826NYC An affiliate of 826 Valencia, this Brooklyn-based organization is a great way for writers give back to the community by working with kids on their writing.  This is an amazing place where writers interested in teaching can gain valuable experience.  It's also a great way for writers to meet and connect with other writers--I know I've made some great writing friends through 826.  For more information about the program or to volunteer check out 826NYC.org Oh, and did I mention that the center is located behind the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Company?  How cool is that!

    Sunday, February 6, 2011

    Updates! Exciting! Woot!

    Publishers Weekly Blog: Beyond Her Book
    My dear friends!  It's been too long, no?  I am soooo sorry to leave you in the lurch and not post with my usual somewhat-regularity this past week.  Things have been especially nuts on this small slice of the planet where I reside.  Here's what's been going on:

    1)  SCBWI Winter Conference in NYC!  OMG, such a fantabulous conference and sooooo much fun.  I have sooooo much to tell you.  Promise I'll dish all the details real soon, but in the meantime, check out my guest post recap on Barbara Vey's (of Publishers Weekly) blog: Beyond Her Book

    2)  Sooper-seekrit collaborative project shall be unveiled soon!  Actually, Ghenet and I were supposed to unveil it on Friday but an unavoidable incident made it such that I couldn't access the internet for the latter part of the week so we decided to postpone for a week.  Don't worry.  It's coming...

    3)  OMG why won't it stop snowing?  It seems like every week we get more snow dumped on the city.  Or ice.  Or sleet.  And to add insult to injury, it's almost always on a Tuesday, which is when my writer's group meets.  While I happen to live and work only a few short blocks from the meeting place--making the snow only a minor inconvenience for me--we have folks coming in from all over the tri-state area and for them it hasn't been as easy.  Basically, I haven't gotten to see some of these super-awesome writers in, like, two or three weeks and I seriously need my fix.  Enough with the snow already.  Oh, and did I mention what was in the forecast for Tuesday?

    4)  Today's the Superbowl!  No, I don't watch football.  No, I don't have a favorite team.  Actually the only interest I ever have in that sport is watching the Patriots lose and they're already eliminated so as far as I'm concerned, I don't much mind who wins.  But after the game, they're doing a new episode of GLEE, which is the best show EVER.

    5)  So what's in store for iggi&gabi this February?
    •  SCBWI Winter Conference recaps
    • A few last recaps for the Writers Digest Conference
    • Other random iggi-licious things
     Are you excited?  I'm excited.  For those of you who celebrate: have a Happy Superbowl.  For those of you who prefer to watch the post-game GLEE episode... I've got your back.

    What's happening in your slice of the planet these days?

    Wednesday, February 2, 2011

    Where Do Characters Come From?

    Some people collect stamps or seashells.  Some collect bottle caps or baseball cards.  Some even collect parking tickets.  I collect characters.  I squash them between the pages of my notebook, the way you might press flowers (or faeries).  I'll let you in on some of the secret sources I turn to when I need to boost my stash.

    In Real Life:  Basing characters on real people has some major advantages.  For starters, you'll be able to observe an actual person (or if the real life person is dead, you'll most likely be able to rely on primary source material).  Not only that, if you're ever wondering what your character would think or do about something, you can just ask.  That said, there are two drawbacks you'll need to consider if you decide to base a character on someone from real life:
    1. You could get sued.  You can avoid this problem by doing one of three things.  A) Avoid saying anything that could get you into trouble, which could lead to a very boring story.  B) Change enough of the details so that it's no longer obvious that you've based the character on a specific person.  C) Base the character on someone who can't sue you... like, say, your cat.
    2. You might get so caught up on being true-to-life that you'll kill your story.  Remember, fiction is by definition fictional.  It's not about getting the facts exactly right; it's about crafting a story that reveals a greater Truth about life, humanity, all that good stuff.  Of course you can base certain elements of a character on a real person but in the end, you may have to discard some details that echo reality in favor of ones that will serve the story.
    Situations:  The place where I discover most of my characters are in the situations themselves.  I often start with a vague idea like: "What if when you die, your job becomes to convince other newly-dead people about the benefits of being dead?"  Then I work on developing a character who would be the worst possible candidate to cope with that situation.  I know this sounds counter-intuitive.  After all, we're usually taught to develop our character first then throw obstacles at him or her.  But if you think about it, this method accomplishes the same thing.  The only difference is that instead of starting with a character and developing obstacles that will throw him or her for a loop, you think of the situation first and then develop a character who's most likely to freak out in that scenario.

    Pictures:  I love looking at a picture and trying to figure out the story behind it.  Some of my favorite artists for this exercise are Edward Hopper, John Singer Sargent, and Edgar Degas.  Photography is also a great resource--especially antique portraits or work that's photojournalistic in style.  Every time I go to a museum, I'll get a handful of postcards that I think might spark interesting characters.  These days with the interwebs at our fingertips, we can find inspiration without even leaving the comfort of our office chair.  Here's one of my favorites:


    Quotes:  One of the great things about living in a big city is that people will say the craziest things in public.  Seriously, it boggles my mind what some people will say while riding the subway or talking on their cell phones.  I used to feel bad about eavesdropping but now I figure, if these people are talking that loud, it's because they want me to hear and use it in my book.  Whenever I hear a good line, I jot it down right away.  Here's one I recently rediscovered in an old notebook:  "What do you mean she's pregnant?  I thought she was just getting fat."  Even though I just wrote down the quote and made no notes about the speaker, I get a clear mental picture of this character right away.

    What about you: where do you go to find characters?  I showed you my sources, so now you show me yours, k?  Awesome.

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